13.10.19

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I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.
  • John Osborne

You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's 13, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives you not a moment's peace.
  • Jill Eikenberry

Somebody's boring me, I think it's me.
  • Dylan Thomas


 

13.9.19

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The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
  • Glenda Jackson


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between dog and a man.
  • Mark Twain

The minute you choose to do what you really want to do, it's a different kind of life.
  • Richard Buckminster Fuller 

24.12.17

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I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even it costs them their jobs
  • Sam Goldwyn

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of reason with unreason
  • Jack Kroll

Why do they build walls around cemeteries? It's silly beyond a doubt. The people outside don't want to get in and the people inside can't get out!!!
  • Harley Babe
  

27.11.17

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good
  • Woody Allen

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven - Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven.
  • Brian O'Rourke

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there.
  • Fred Allen
 

11.11.17

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Justice has been described as a lady who has been subjected to so many miscarriages as to cast serious reflections on her virtue
  • William Prossner

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around.
  • David Lodge

When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong
  • Richard Buckminster Fuller

30.10.17

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He was a man of many parts, but badly assembled
  • Nancy Boyd

Let me tell you one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil
  • Golda Meir

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? - the cuckoo clock
  • Orson Wells   

16.10.17

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Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like
  • Adrienne Gusoff

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  • Brendan Francis

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
  • Richard Lewis

15.10.17

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Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
  • Steve Rubenstein

A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?
  • Ronnie Shakes

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats
  • Herbert V Prochnow