Cool Quotes 12-01-12

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Cool Quotes 12-01-12

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"

• Tom Clancy

"Bush should take up t'ai chi. He'd be a lot more relaxed and not so invady"

• Todd Thane - Landscaper

"Recently I performed at an animal rights barbecue"

• Adam Christing

Cool Quotes 14-11-11

 
Cool Quotes 14-11-11

"In this life all that I have is my word and my balls and I do not break them for nobody"

• Al Capone

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home"

• Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment corp., 1977

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps"

• Tiger Woods

Crazy Jokes

Cool Quotes 09-10-11

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Cool Quotes 09-10-11

"Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason"

• Oscar Wilde

"I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me"

• Dick Martin

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful"

• Robert De Niro

Cool Quotes 06-09-11

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"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair"

• Rodney Dangerfield

"The most difficult part of getting to the top of the ladder is getting through the crowd at the bottom"

• Arch Ward, Promoter and sports editor

"If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry¿ you, I want to have children...' -- they leave skid marks"

• Rita Rudner

Seafood Recipes

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Cool Quotes 05-08-11

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"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating"

• Ashleigh Brilliant

"A politician is a man who will doublecross a bridge when he comes to it"

• Oscar Levant

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

• H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

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Cool Quotes 03-07-11

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"The world we live in: Just look at us. Everything is  backwards. Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy  health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy  knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media  destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality"

• Michael Ellner

"Marraige is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution"

• Groucho Marx

"If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong"

• Arthur C. Clarke

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Cool Quotes 24-05-11

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"I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays"

• Henny Youngman

"You know the difference between a rich genius and a broke genius? ...a broke genius is two years ahead of his time, a rich genius is six months ahead of his time"

• Clayton P. Knowles, Jr.

"A psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience"

• Merv Stockwood

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