Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
- Unknown
It is a part of the function of "law" to give recognition to ideas representing the exact opposite of established conduct. Most of the complications arise from the necessity of pretending to do one thing, while actually doing another
- Thurman Arnold
He says, 'Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love.' She says, 'Well I can - and that's why we're not.'
- Rodney Dangerfield
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