Cool Quotes
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
- Dave Barry
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
- Mayor Marion Barry
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