3.10.16

Cool Quotes [3-10-16]


Cool Quotes  

There is no distinctly American criminal class – except Congress
  • Mark Twain

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving

  • Steven Wright

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • Henny Youngman

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