Cool Quotes
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
- Sir Winston Churchill
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures
- Bart Simpson
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free
- Anonymous
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