29.6.16

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If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer
  • Clement Freud

It is the duty of a newspaper to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
  • E.K. Hornbech

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
  • Dave Barry
 

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